well guys, this is my 50 year anniversary of being on newgrounds, and yes, i was the first ever, so ALL U NOOBS CAN LEAVE NOW. 

fun fect, smash mouth was created as a MLK Ultra mind control program to rekt people KD ratios\

(Have you ever noticed how fucking shitty all of my posts are? You do. I know.)

First one to draw me a cat and send it to me gets my account password.

You new children with your INTERNET COMPUTERS and your FACEBOOK YOUTUBE WEBSITES nowadays are making theese "news posts" so since I'm RADICAL I think I will make one. Dems chat is only supporters so since i'm to fucking cheap to pay Tom Fulp, I guess ill have to use Newgrounds for its intended purpose, hentai games. (= (= (= XD XD XD !!!!11!!1one

Also, fuck Dre and the FFC. dem shits r gay.

also, dont do drugs kids, its n0t safe... or is it

~press z or r twice to do a barrel roll~